I was a teenage fast food nation.

I'm not a teenager,

Today I got my paycheck and I went to get some gas and some food, after I got gas I went across the street to wendy's, it seemed harmless. Before I knew it I was turning into the fast food nation, overendulging in the sweet sloppy sweaty greasy burger and the inexplicable fries. I had taken a bite of the economy and I had taken a bite of the percentage of fat in the U.S. I had even gone so low as to put more salt on the inexplicable fries, I was the fast food nation. I drank the drink and ate the eat, and I (pause) pooped the poop.
-Lindsey